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Why you should carry a camera with you wherever you go – part 1

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January 25, 2011   No Comments

A Collection of 27 Humorous Oxymorons

1.  Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
2.  Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
3.  If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
4.  If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
5.  Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
6.  Why does “slow down” and “slow up” mean the same thing?
7.  Why does “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
8.  Why do “tug” boats push their barges?

September 2, 2010   No Comments