Category — Humor

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men’s used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your fr ont porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Splash a little watered down rusty red paint on the sidewalk.
5. Leave a note on your door that reads:

“Bubba,

Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer.  Be back in an hour.  Don’t mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and  messed him up bad.  I don’t think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.  Anyway, I locked all four of ‘em in the house.

Better wait outside.  Be right back.

Cooter”